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Total Medals Earned: 51 (From
9 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 975 Points
Crush the Castle: PP
Castle Hater
Unlocked 11/27/09
5 Points Beat all castles in Black Shores
5 Points Beat all castles in Black Shores
Castle Pusher
Unlocked 11/27/09
5 Points Beat all castles in Umbria
5 Points Beat all castles in Umbria
Castle Crusher
10 Points
Beat all castles in Betsonia
Castle Destroyer
10 Points
Beat all castles in Dante Flats
Castle Smasher
10 Points
Beat all castles in Wintervale
Tutorial Smasher
10 Points
Get gold in all castles in Black Shores
Warming Up the Trebuchet
10 Points
Get gold in all castles in Umbria
Don't Eat Red Snow
25 Points
Get gold in all castles in Wintervale
No Survivors
25 Points
Get gold in all castles in Dante Flats
Resistance is Futile
25 Points
Get gold in all castles in Betsonia
I Hate Castles
50 Points
Crush all castles
Gold Medalist
100 Points
Get gold medals in all castles.
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/285 points)
Dadgame
Guardians
Unlocked 11/9/09
5 Points Defeat the Footie Twins
5 Points Defeat the Footie Twins
Heavy Weapons
5 Points
Defeat Battbot
Monkey Biz
5 Points
Defeat Ootkey
Bad Transit
Unlocked 11/9/09
10 Points Defeat TRN-1
10 Points Defeat TRN-1
Freeroes
25 Points
Get Secret Ending
Kaminari Ninja
25 Points
Defeat Raijinmaru
Patricide
25 Points
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Easy
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Story Hard
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Story Normal
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
WSW Tribute
25 Points
Defeat Final Weapon
Cheating Death
50 Points
Defeat Mecha-Death
Debugger
50 Points
Defeat Phantom
Presto!
50 Points
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Tower Offender
50 Points
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Dadgamer
100 Points
100% Completion
Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/500 points)
Epic Battle Fantasy 2
Battle Cat
10 Points
Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.
Giga Golem
Unlocked 9/23/09
10 Points Master the elements.
10 Points Master the elements.
Guardian
Unlocked 9/23/09
10 Points Smash up an elite sentry.
10 Points Smash up an elite sentry.
Invincible
10 Points
Survive with 1HP remaining.
Kitten Kart
Unlocked 9/23/09
10 Points Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
10 Points Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
Max Radiation
Unlocked 9/23/09
10 Points Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
10 Points Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
Minigamer 1
10 Points
Get 5000 points in part one.
Minigamer 2
10 Points
Get 6000 points in part two.
Noob
Unlocked 9/23/09
10 Points Kill yourself.
10 Points Kill yourself.
Oblivion
10 Points
Swept away by waves of fire.
Sand Worm
10 Points
Eat worms for breakfast.
Zombie Hydra
10 Points
Slay the undead dragon.
Middle Tier
25 Points
Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.
Minigamer 3
25 Points
Get 10,000 points in survival.
Sword Master
25 Points
Try out all swords.
Beast Master
50 Points
Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.
Leet Tier
50 Points
Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.
Overkill
50 Points
Hit the damage limit of 99999.
Valkyrie
50 Points
Defeat the final boss and save the world.
God Tier
100 Points
Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.
Medals Earned: 5/20 (50/495 points)
Escape Pico's School
Seriously?
Unlocked 10/21/09
5 Points Why would you even bother clicking on it?
5 Points Why would you even bother clicking on it?
Spare Time
10 Points
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
What's That Smell?
25 Points
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
Fire Starter
50 Points
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Gretel and Hansel
Baby Steps
Unlocked 11/28/09
5 Points Make Gretel walk for the first time.
5 Points Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Slingshot Breakfast
Unlocked 11/28/09
5 Points Obtain the slingshot
5 Points Obtain the slingshot
Bitch Slap
10 Points
Shoot mom in the face
Honey Horror
10 Points
Get Bee Death
Sucked Dry
Unlocked 11/28/09
10 Points Get Spider Death
10 Points Get Spider Death
Time is Running Out
Unlocked 11/28/09
10 Points Get the clock
10 Points Get the clock
Electra Complex
25 Points
Get Dad Carriage Death
Gretel Unit
25 Points
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Here is Mommy!
25 Points
Get Axe Death
Kain
25 Points
Kill Hansel
Kiss That Cyuke
25 Points
Get Rabbit Death
Pecking Order
25 Points
Get Crow Death
Pest Removal
25 Points
Trap the squirrel
The Flamer
25 Points
Get Fire Death
Clockspert
50 Points
Solve clock puzzle
Get Stoned
50 Points
Get all 10 stones
Pop, Rock and Drop It
50 Points
Drop all ten stones
Grimm Master
100 Points
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 4/18 (30/500 points)
Miami Shark
Apache
Unlocked 11/28/09
25 Points Crush the Apache Helicopter
25 Points Crush the Apache Helicopter
LearJet
25 Points
Crush the Lear Jet
Mini
Unlocked 11/28/09
25 Points Crush the Mini-Helictopter
25 Points Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Sheriff
Unlocked 11/28/09
25 Points Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
25 Points Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
B2
50 Points
Crush the B-2 Spirit
B52
50 Points
Crush the B-52 Fortress
B747
Unlocked 11/28/09
50 Points Crush the Boeing 747
50 Points Crush the Boeing 747
Beluga
50 Points
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Concorde
Unlocked 11/28/09
50 Points Crush the Concorde
50 Points Crush the Concorde
Ducks
50 Points
Kill 15 Ducks
Sailor
50 Points
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
SpaceShuttle
Unlocked 11/28/09
50 Points Crush the Space Shuttle
50 Points Crush the Space Shuttle
Medals Earned: 6/12 (225/500 points)
Score!
Deaf
Unlocked 2/14/10
5 Points The sound of silence...
5 Points The sound of silence...
Frotteurism
Unlocked 2/14/10
5 Points It's just too hard to resist...
5 Points It's just too hard to resist...
Hospitalized
Unlocked 2/14/10
5 Points Let's take this outside!
5 Points Let's take this outside!
Quitter
Unlocked 2/14/10
5 Points Only losers give up and go home alone.
5 Points Only losers give up and go home alone.
Rejection
Unlocked 2/14/10
5 Points Love hurts.
5 Points Love hurts.
Scooter Rooter
Unlocked 2/14/10
5 Points Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
5 Points Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
The Flash
Unlocked 2/14/10
5 Points Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
5 Points Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Thirsty
Unlocked 2/14/10
5 Points Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
5 Points Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Violence
Unlocked 2/14/10
5 Points Put em up.
5 Points Put em up.
Alpha Male
Unlocked 2/14/10
10 Points Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
10 Points Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Beached As
Unlocked 2/14/10
10 Points Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
10 Points Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Booze Hound
Unlocked 2/14/10
10 Points Drink til you drop.
10 Points Drink til you drop.
Cock Block
Unlocked 2/14/10
10 Points Chicks before dicks.
10 Points Chicks before dicks.
Hungry
Unlocked 2/14/10
10 Points They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
10 Points They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Sleazebag
Unlocked 2/14/10
10 Points Can anyone say... Date rape?
10 Points Can anyone say... Date rape?
Experimenting
Unlocked 2/14/10
25 Points Proven to double your chances!
25 Points Proven to double your chances!
Multicultural
Unlocked 2/14/10
25 Points Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
25 Points Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
True Gentleman
Unlocked 2/14/10
25 Points Treat her like a lady.
25 Points Treat her like a lady.
2's Company 3's...
Unlocked 2/14/10
50 Points ...a hell of a good time!
50 Points ...a hell of a good time!
Casanova
Unlocked 2/14/10
50 Points There's clearly no one that you can't please!
50 Points There's clearly no one that you can't please!
Score!
Unlocked 2/14/10
100 Points You are officially the master of scoring!
100 Points You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)
Sydney Shark
AirbusA380
Unlocked 5/14/10
25 Points Take down the Airbus A380
25 Points Take down the Airbus A380
BAEHawk
Unlocked 5/14/10
25 Points Take down the BAE Hawk
25 Points Take down the BAE Hawk
BroadcastHeli
Unlocked 5/14/10
25 Points Take down the Broadcast helicopter
25 Points Take down the Broadcast helicopter
CH46SeaKnight
25 Points
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
CrocodileJet
Unlocked 5/14/10
25 Points Take down the crocodile jet
25 Points Take down the crocodile jet
DHC2Beaver
25 Points
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
HH65Dolphin
Unlocked 5/14/10
25 Points Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
25 Points Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Kayak
25 Points
Crush 10 kayaks
NuclearRocket
25 Points
Nuke Sydney
Orca
25 Points
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Sailplane
Unlocked 5/14/10
25 Points Take down the sailplane
25 Points Take down the sailplane
UFO
25 Points
Take down the UFO
Zeppelin
Unlocked 5/14/10
25 Points Take down the zeppelin
25 Points Take down the zeppelin
Horse
50 Points
Kill 9 horses
Passenger
50 Points
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
SkyDiver
50 Points
Kill 10 sky divers
Secret Medal
Unlock this medal to view its details!
Medals Earned: 7/17 (175/525 points)
Tax Time!
Burn Baby Burn!
Unlocked 2/21/10
10 Points Forgo your worldly posessions.
10 Points Forgo your worldly posessions.
Stick it to the Man!
Unlocked 2/21/10
25 Points Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
25 Points Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Auto Recall
Unlocked 2/21/10
50 Points Send a Lexus back to the shop.
50 Points Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)